- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

^ That's not even funny ^

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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