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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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