- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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