- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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