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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

guess what? bannanas

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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