What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What is cowboy say

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Atheism

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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