- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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