- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Matthew Wyckoff

So a bar walks into a man...

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

I will create more jobs for americans

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