Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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