- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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