Chick Norris... Enough said

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Eric is gay Ha

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

your life

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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