- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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