- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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