- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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