- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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