- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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