- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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