- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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