Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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