- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What is white and black and red all over.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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