Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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