why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Anti Joke

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