- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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