What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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