- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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