- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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