- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A hill billy went fishing

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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