- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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