Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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