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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

i dont fisish anythi

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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