- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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