A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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