What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What does? 42

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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