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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Obama = ebola

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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