- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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