- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I just threw up..In my pants.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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