how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Refridgerator.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Anti Joke

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