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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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