- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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