whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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