- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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