- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A house comes around the corner.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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