- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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