Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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