- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

My cat just died.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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