Women outside of the kitchen.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Obama = ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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