- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A woman walks into a bar.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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