- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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