- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

someone called someone else a frog

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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