- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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