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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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