- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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