yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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