What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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