- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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