Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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deez nuts

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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