Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's funnier than 24? 25

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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