What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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