- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

If you have a stroke, call 000

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