- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Your big dick.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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