- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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richard is fag

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Chuck Norris.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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