How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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