- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Robin get in the batmobile!

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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