a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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