- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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