Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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