how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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