- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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