Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

your mama's so fat... that's it

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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